urban dictionary is like the sexually experienced older sister I never had who I can ask what slang means without my parents knowing I asked
(via prekewl)
hello 911 yes um this persons blog is lame can u delete it
listen here u lil shit
(via hungarian)
[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line
(via peazer)
Patrick Star is in a State of Permanent Shock [Click for full (updated) gallery]
He’s especially shocked the meme is still going.
